rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

Planet, Schmanet, Janet

rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

Planet, Schmanet, Janet

Tim Curry - Planet Schmanet, Janet (unreleased uk version)
479 plays

blackermit:

Black Kermit’s Lily Pad of Horrors - Day 16 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet ~ Tim Curry - from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975)

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
This way! This way!

Riff Raff :
Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
I’ll tell you once
I won’t tell you twice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don’t taste too nice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss

I’ve laid the seed, it should be all you need
You’re as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an ‘E’ or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya

Janet Weiss :
My feet! I can’t move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
My wheels! My God, I can’t move my wheels!

Brad Majors :
It’s as if we’re glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss :
Oh, we’re trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
It’s something you’ll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
You won’t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

Brad Majors :
You mean

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
Yes, Brad
It’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

Janet Weiss :
You mean, he’s gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
You’d better wise up
Build your thighs up
You’d better wise up

Criminologist :
And then she cried out

Janet Weiss :
Stop!


"You better wise up, Janet Weiss…Your Apple pie don’t taste to nice!” 

"You better wise up, Janet Weiss…
Your Apple pie don’t taste to nice!” 

me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT
dontdreamitbehim:

Oh Brad, you’re mad!

dontdreamitbehim:

Oh Brad, you’re mad!

demiadejuyigbe:

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

demiadejuyigbe:

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

Mumford & Sons - Babel
6,297 plays

song-of-four-faries:

"Press my nose up, to the glass around your heart
I should’ve known I was weaker from the start,
You’ll build your walls and I will play my bloody part
To tear, tear them down,
Well I’m gonna tear, tear them down”